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:''There once was a gal named McDork''
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:''When she wanted to drink she pulled cork''
:''After she spent her last [[wikipedia:Ducat|ducat]]''
:''Once she spent her last [[wikipedia:Ducat|ducat]]''
:''She would reach for her bucket''
:''She would reach for her bucket''
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Revision as of 10:36, 10 August 2011

Welcome to McDork, a free limerick you can use anywhere it comes in handy.:McDork

There once was a gal named McDork
When she wanted to drink she pulled cork
Once she spent her last ducat
She would reach for her bucket
What she left there you could eat with a fork

Template notes

This is a simple McDork limerick that you can use anywhere you like.

Instructions

Place the following code somewhere in a wiki article:

{{McDork}}

The "McDork" limerick will appear wherever you insert the code as shown above.